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You Don't Mess with the Zohan
You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

2008113m
★ 5.7
en
ComedyAction

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

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Watch You Don't Mess with the Zohan full movie online for free in HD quality on Watch Online Stream. Stream from Netflix, HBO Max, Disney+, Prime Video, and more without any subscription or sign up. An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Cast

Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler

Zohan Dvir

Emmanuelle Chriqui
Emmanuelle Chriqui

Dalia Hakbarah

John Turturro
John Turturro

Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah

Nick Swardson
Nick Swardson

Michael Klayman

Lainie Kazan
Lainie Kazan

Gail Klayman

Rob Schneider
Rob Schneider

Salim Yousfobdal

Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon

Kevin

Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey

Yamit Sol
Yamit Sol

Dorit

Adria Tennor
Adria Tennor

Kids' Salon Owner

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