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Frozen Assets

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Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.

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Watch Frozen Assets full movie online for free in HD quality on Watch Online Stream. Stream from Netflix, HBO Max, Disney+, Prime Video, and more without any subscription or sign up. Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.

Cast

Shelley Long

Shelley Long

Dr. Grace Murdock

Corbin Bernsen

Corbin Bernsen

Zach Shepard

Teri Copley

Teri Copley

Peaches

Larry Miller

Larry Miller

Newton Patterson

Dody Goodman

Dody Goodman

Mrs. Patterson

Jeanne Cooper

Jeanne Cooper

Zach Shepard's mother

Jenifer Lewis

Jenifer Lewis

Jomisha

Paul Sand

Paul Sand

McTaggert

Gerrit Graham

Gerrit Graham

Lewis Crandall

John Asher

John Asher

Bobby Murdock

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