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This Is Not a Christmas Movie

2024105m

★ 5.2

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Comedy

In the run-up to Christmas, a family completely misses the point in trying to be good. Brechtje, the mother of the family, gets cancelled by everyone, without understanding why. Her husband, Martijn, falls in love with his younger colleague, but true love can’t be denied (or so he thinks). Justus, the son-in-law, gets lost on a Don Quichotesque quest for his masculinity. While Jos, the middle child, changes the world around with her tolerance and open mindedness – until her girlfriend wants to have a threesome. And all of that happens just before their annual Christmas dinner.

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Watch This Is Not a Christmas Movie full movie online for free in HD quality on Watch Online Stream. Stream from Netflix, HBO Max, Disney+, Prime Video, and more without any subscription or sign up. In the run-up to Christmas, a family completely misses the point in trying to be good. Brechtje, the mother of the family, gets cancelled by everyone, without understanding why. Her husband, Martijn, falls in love with his younger colleague, but true love can’t be denied (or so he thinks). Justus, the son-in-law, gets lost on a Don Quichotesque quest for his masculinity. While Jos, the middle child, changes the world around with her tolerance and open mindedness – until her girlfriend wants to have a threesome. And all of that happens just before their annual Christmas dinner.

Cast

Jacqueline Blom

Jacqueline Blom

Brechtje

René van Zinnicq Bergmann

René van Zinnicq Bergmann

Martijn

Kiefer Zwart

Kiefer Zwart

Justus

Stefanie van Leersum

Stefanie van Leersum

Jos

Georgina Verbaan

Georgina Verbaan

Louise

Barbara Sloesen

Barbara Sloesen

Bob

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Jim Lageveen

Beer

Paul de Leeuw

Paul de Leeuw

Kerstman

Oscar Aerts

Oscar Aerts

JJ

Robbert Bleij

Robbert Bleij

Aswin

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