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He Never Touched Me

191711m

★ 8.0

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Comedy

Slapstick comedy short about a quarreling couple and a nosy mother-in-law.

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Cast

Jimmy Aubrey

Jimmy Aubrey

A Crafty Lawyer

Hughie Mack

Hughie Mack

A Week (!) -Kneed Husband

Alice Mann

Alice Mann

The Wife

Larry Semon

Larry Semon

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Hattie Delaro

The Wife's Strong-Jawed Mother

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