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The Thorn

197493m

★ 8.0

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Comedy

A series of vignettes involving various Biblical characters, including 'The Divine Mr. J', the Virgin Mary, a lecherous priest, King Herod, among others.

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Watch The Thorn full movie online for free in HD quality on Watch Online Stream. Stream from Netflix, HBO Max, Disney+, Prime Video, and more without any subscription or sign up. A series of vignettes involving various Biblical characters, including 'The Divine Mr. J', the Virgin Mary, a lecherous priest, King Herod, among others.

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John Bassberger

Jesus Christ

Bette Midler

Bette Midler

Virgin Mary

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John Greenberg

John the Baptist

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James Harrison

Joseph

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Fred LaBour

The Angel Fred

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Craig Reynolds

King Herod

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Richard Pollard

Rabbi Gabriel

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Diana David

Salome

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Jack Castor

Queen

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Chi Chi

Queen

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