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Don't Touch the White Woman!

1974108m

★ 5.5

fr

ComedyWestern

A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.

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Cast

Marcello Mastroianni

Marcello Mastroianni

George A. Custer

Catherine Deneuve

Catherine Deneuve

Marie-Hélène de Boismonfrais

Michel Piccoli

Michel Piccoli

Buffalo Bill

Philippe Noiret

Philippe Noiret

Gen. Terry

Ugo Tognazzi

Ugo Tognazzi

Mitch

Paolo Villaggio

Paolo Villaggio

The CIA agent

Serge Reggiani

Serge Reggiani

The Mad Indian

Alain Cuny

Alain Cuny

Sitting Bull

Marco Ferreri

Marco Ferreri

The Reporter (uncredited)

Franco Fabrizi

Franco Fabrizi

Tom (as Franco Fabrizzi)

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